![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Your wounds aren’t healing.” All her scratches, bruises, and love bites were completely healed, and except for a fleck of shaving cream here and there in her hair, she was as good as new. I’m not sure we needed to shave all of him,” Tommy said, sitting on the bed next to Jody as they considered the bound and shaven Chet on the floor before them. When they were finished, Chet looked like a big-eyed, potbellied, protohuman in fur-lined, duct-tape space boots - the feline love child of Gollum and Dobby the house-elf. Because of the tape, they weren’t able to shave his feet. After a couple of false starts, which had them chasing Chet the huge shaving-cream-covered cat around the loft, they discovered the value of duct tape as a grooming tool. It turned out that superhuman vampire strength came in handy when shaving a thirty-five-pound cat. Miscellaneous: You Suck is a sequel to Moore’s book Bloodsucking Fiends. ![]()
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